papa ne mujhe ghar ka mard banaya Part 05

 shadi ka din aachuka tha or bahar mandap sajh bhi chuka tha , jayse he shadi ka muhurat najdik aaraha thaa waise waise maire baichani badhte he ja rahe thee, pata nahi kyu mai kho sa gaya tha ki aab maire shadi ke aarman poore kayse honge ,maine jo shadi ki liyea jo sapne bune the bo kayse poore honge aab?, "kyu ki aab mai shadi kisi ladki sai nahi balki apne mousi sai karne ja raha hu". kya mai bo pyar pa sakunga jo ek ladki sai shadi karne sai milta hai.

kya  mousi mujhe  us tarha aapna payegi jis tarha ek  ladki ek ladkai ko aapnati hai?, kya mujhe apne mousi sai shadi karne chaheyea? 

mousi sai shadi?,hmmm,mousi to mujsai lafe badi hai umar mai lakin mousi khubsurat to hai he aur jaban bhi ,aabhi bhi unko dekh kar nahi lagta ki bo 37 shaal ki hai aur ek 18 shaal ladka ki maa bhi.

tab mujhe badi bua ki baath yaad aagaye "ab to mousi sai shadi phir suhagrat"

yea sochte he maire lund pant ki aandar khada apne poore roop mai

main mann he mann mai-mai yea kya sooch raha hu , bo mere mousi sai aur meri bhai suraj ki maa bhi, lakin shadi to ussai ho he rahe hai 

maira mann kuch na kuch sooch raha tha lakin mera dil aur dimag mujko yea sab soochnai sai rok raha tha or bol raha tha ki bo tere mousi sai yea sab mat sooch unke baare mai , tabhi maa maire  kamre mai aagaye aur bo tayar ho chuni thee

maa-akash, akash beta
main-umm, haan, haan maa
maa-kyu sooch raha hai tu itne der tak yaha baithe, koi pareshani hai kya?
main-haan maa
maa-pareshan kyu hai mera raja beta mujko bhi to bata de
main-bo main mousi sai shadi karne ko le kar pareshan hu
maa-maine bola tha na ki ise baare mai pareshan na ho 
main-lakin kayse na hu maa?, bo mere mousi hai aur mujsai badi hai ,kya bo mujhe apna payegi
maa- kayse nahi apnayagi koi mere raja bete ko, maine to apna lia toh bo kyu nahi aapnayegi

yea bol kar maa ne maire gal ko chum lia aur has kar boli

maa-aab itna mat sooch aur tayar ho ja tere shadi ka muhurat najdik aaraha hai 
main-thik hai maa, ek baath bolu 
maa-han bol
main-aap kafe khubsrat lag rahe hai ise saare mai 
maa-sukriya 

maa muskarate huye chali gaye  aur mai tayar hone lagg gaya tabhi mere mann mai ek sawal aaya , maa ne aaysa kyu kaha ki "maine to apna lia toh bo kyu nahi apnayegi" 
yea soch te huye mai tayar ho he raha tha ki tab maa ki chote bhai mere mamaji bhi aagaye

mama-jija ji

mai mud kar dekha to bo mama ji the

main-mamaji aap
mama-yea lijiyea aapke kapde yea pahen kar tayar ho jayea
main-mama ap mujhe naam sai he bulayea
mama-nahi ab aap mere jija banne bale hai to mai apko naam sai nahi bula sakta
main-mama, bo mujko aajib sa lag raha hai
mama-aap ise baare mai math sochyea aur aap tayar ho jayeyea samaya ho gaya hai aur kisi baath ki jarurat hai to mujko batayea, aagar kuch pena hai aapko to, sarab
main-nahi, nahi, mai yea sab nahi peeta 
mama-wah , yea to bahut aache baath hai , iska matlab maire bahen aache ghar ja rahe hai 
main-aaye mat boleyea, aur mama ap plz maire paas raheyea ga 
mama-ap chinta math kijiyea aaj mujko aapki paas rahene kai liyea he bola gaya hai, taki aap ise shadi sai bhag na jayo

main hasne laga yea baath sun kar  aur  atayar hone lagg gaya mama sai baath karte karte , dhere dhere sham hone lagg gaye aur shadi ka muhurat aagaya aur mai sherwani  pahen kar shadi ki liyea tayar bhi ho gaya ,mujko maire kapde dekh kar mahesus ho raha tha ki mere shadi hai lakin mujko aabhi bhi bo shadi wali feel nahi ho rahe the.

mama-chaliyea jijaji

main mama ki piche piche bahar jane laga aur bahar aate he dekha ki mandap sajh chuka tha aur pandit bhi baithe huye the aur waha bas  ghar ki he saare log  mouzud the.

main aage aage badhta gaya aur mandap par ja kar baith gaya ghar ki saare log mandap gher kar khade the mujhe azib sa to lagg he raha tha aur sarm bhi aarahe the pata nahi kyu?, daadi to aage baith kar shadi dekh rahe the aur pandit ne apna kaam suru kar dia aur bo mantra padhne lagg gaya ,mujko baichani se ho rahe thee aur mujko lagg  he raha thaa ki aab shadi rok deta hu.

tabhi maa ki sakal dekhai de aur uske side mai  mousi ek dulhan ki red saree  mai sajh 

dhaj kar dhere dhere mandap ki aur badh rahe the unko dekh kar mai sab bhul gaya
mousi ko maine takriban 3,4 shalo sai nahi dekha tha, bo shadi ki jode mai bahut khubsurat lagg rahe the, mai bhul sa gaya ki bo maire mousi hai ,bo mujhe ek jaban aur ek kamal ki figure wali ladki ki tarha dekhai dene lagg gaye ,main bas unko he dekhta rahe gaya ,bo maire paas aakar baith gaye aur pandit ji mantra padhte chale gaye aur mai to sab bhul he chuka tha ki mai apne sai badi aurat kai saath shadi kar raha hu, maire aandar ka mard pata nahi kyu jagg gaya tha aur aandar he aandar kafe khus tha samaya jayse bhag he raha tha maire aage sai aur mujko malum bhi nahi chal raha thaa.

pandit-beta , beta

main hosh mai aaya

main-haan
pandit-khade ho jayo beta shadi ki rasam pura karna hai
main-haan han

main side mai dekha to mousi khadi the aur maire paas he unki sakal dekh kar mai khus ho gaya aandar he aandar sai aur pandit kai kahene aanusar sab kuch karne lagg gaya 

pandit-shadi samparna huya
main-itne jaldi
pandit-5 ghante ho gaye hai beta
main-ohh

mujko samaya ka pata he nahi chala tha tab tak , tab mai aur mousi ka kar sab ka aasirbad lene lagg gaye , daadi ka phir naana ,naani ka aur phir papa maa ka

papa-khus raho
maa-sada khus raho akash aur mere pyari  bahen sunidhi 

mujko tab yaad aaya ki maire shadi to mere mousi sai huye hai, lakin aab tak kafe der ho chuki thee,  main mousi ki bete ko nazro sai dhundne lagg laga lakin mousi ka beta kahi nazar nahi aaraha thaa  tab socha sahi huya , kyu ki yea azib sa pal hota uske liyea ki uske maa uske bhai sai shadi kar rahe hai.

main mousi ki sakal dekhne laga ki bo ise shadi sai dukhi to nahi hai lakin unke sakal mai koi uudasi nazar nahi aarahe thee

main sochne laga ki "mousi mujsai shadi karne kai liyea mann kayse gaye"

daadi- akash tum idhar   aayo

main daadi ki aur badhne laga jaha papa bhi khade thee aur sab mere aur dekh rahe the 

daadi- tere dadaji kai sarth kai aanusar tumhari shadi sunidhi sai ho chuki hai aur aab tum ise papers par apne dastakhat kar ki ise zayadat ka mailk bann jayo

main aage badha aur daadi ki maire aur kuch paper badhaya aur papa ne isare mai unpar dastakhat karne kai liyea kaha jis par maine deri na kia dastakhat kar dia

daadi- mubarak ho, aab tum ise ghar ki sare zayadat kai malik bann gaye ho, aab tum aandar chalo

main daadi ki peeche piche ek kamre mai gaya jaha bas ek chair pada huya tha jaha daadi ne mujko baithne ko kaha, main us chair mai baith gaya aur daadi kuch rasam karne lagg gaye

main-yea kya rasam hai
daadi-yea rasam ghar ka mard kai liyea kia jata hai ab mujko rasam poora karne do

yea bol kar bo apne kaam karne lagi takriban 20 min kai baadh bo mere chakkar katne lagi

daadi- sare aurate aajayo 

main sochne laga  ki "yea kya ho raha hai" tab  maa, mousi ,badi bua aur choti bua bhi aagaye aur aage khadi ho gaya aur maire uupar phool phekne lagi daadi ki kahene aanusar 

daadi- aab sab doodh ka glass uuthao aur akash ko pilayo
 
yea bolte he pahele badi aur choti bua maire  aage badhi aur maire aur doodh ka glass badhaye

daadi- akash ek ghuth peo

mai glass sai ek ghut pe lia phir unke pichee  choti bua ne mujhe doodh ki ek ek ghoot pilaye aur maire aage khadi ho gaya aur daadi ne baki sare doodh ko dono  ko pene ko kaha aur dono apne aapne  glass sai  doodh pe lia

aab daadi ne maire choti bua aur badi bua ko mare pair chuke ko kaha aur bo dono nai waisa he kia

daadi-aabsai akash dhirendra ki jagha le raha hai aur sunidhi akash ki patni bann chuki hai ise liyea kabita aur sunidhi ko yea sab cheze karne nahi padegi

maa maire paas aaye aur mujko gale sai laga lia aur maine bhi jor sai kas kar lagg gaya aur thode der baadh daadi ki piche bahar aagaya

daadi ne ghar ki sare logo ne aage ailan kar dia

daadi- main akash ko ise ghar ka mard banati hu, aab  ise ghar ka jo bhi faisla lia jayega bo akash he lega , aab sab ki zimadari main akash kai haath mai dati hu

yea baath sunn kar papa aur maa khus ho gaye aur maa mousi ko le kar aandar chali gaye aur unke saath sare aurate bhi .

daadi-akash ab tumne kya soocha hai, tumne aab ise ghar ka mard bann gaye ho aur ab tum yaha ka sab sambhalna suru karlo
main-nahi muko saher mai thoda apna job kuch mahene karna padega uske baadh he main ganv mai rahene aayunga
daadi-thik hai, mai tab tak ghar ko thik karwa lati hu taki tum aakar rahe sako
main-thik hai
daadi-ab tum ghar ki mard bann gaye ho to ise ghar ko tumhari gairhajari mai kon sambhalega iska faisla le lo
main-aap he sambhaleyea maire lauthne tak
daadi-thik hai jaysa tum bolo 

daadi yea bol kar chali gaye 

badi bua ki pati- kya akash ji aab to ghar aapka hai ab to humare lia kuch karo
main-le aaiyea jo chaheyea aur paise daadi sai le lijiyeaga
badi bua ki pati-kya aab aap hai ise ghar ki malik aur hum aapki daadi sai mange
main-ek baar aadat lagg jane dijiyea uske baadh aap mujsai mangeyeaga


kafe der bhi ho chuki the iseliyea mai thoda aaram karne chala gaya kyu ki aagle din humare wapas jane ka train bhi tha , aab to maire shadi bhi ho chuke the aur main ghar ka  mard bann chuka tha, aab pata nahi kyu maire aandar ki ghabrahat gayab ho chuke the .