papa ne mujhe ghar ka mard banaya Part 04

 5 din nikal gaye aur papa ne mujhe aur ek baar samjhaya lakin mai kya karu mujko samajh mai nahi aaraha tha aur main maa ki aage normal he baate karta taki unko ise

baare mai pata na chale ,  mujko maa sai ise baare mai baath karne par bhi saram aarahe the.

sunday ka din tha aur mai tv dekh raha tha tabhi maa mujko chai de kar maire pas baith gaye mujko laga bo kuch kahena chahati the lakin bol nahi pa rahe the

maa-akash mai tumsai kuch baath karna chahati hu
main-han maa bolo
maa-bo main, bo main kahena chahati hu ki
main-han maa bolo 
maa-tu ghar ka mard banne kai baare mai kya soocha

yea sunte he mai hairan ho gaya aur maa kai sakal ko dekhne laga jo ki mujko he dekh rahe thee, mai hairan tha ki maa bhi jante hai yea sab ki baare mai

main-aap ,aap janti ho ise baare mai
maa-han mai janti hu,tere papa ise baath liyea kafe maheno sai pareshan the
main-matlab aap janti the ki papa maira naam ko aage badhayeange
maa-nahi nahi akash , yea baath to  teri papa ne mujko tere ganv mai apna faisla sunane kai baadh he bataya tha, ise liyea mai bhi sooch mai padd gaye the, aur tujsai thik sai baath bhi nahi kar pa rahe thee

mujko thoda jhatka sa laga tha ki maa bhi ise baare mai jante hai ab sayad mai maa sai khul kar baath kar payu aur ise shadi sai nikalne ka koi rasta bhi maa dekha sake

main-maa bo , mai yea shadi na........
maa-tu mere bahen sai shadi kar le
main-!!!!!!!!!!

main shocked ho gaya yea sunn kar. maine to socha tha ki maa mana karegi lakin uska ulta maa ne ek he jhatke mai bol dia ,mousi sai shadi kane kai liyea

main-kya ,aap samajh to rahe hai na ki aap kya bol rahe hai?
maa-haan mai samajhti hu, mai chahati hu ki tu ghar ka mard banne aur mainre choti bahen yani sunidhi sai shadi kar le
main-aap itni aasani sai yea baath kayse kar sakte ho
maa-kyu ki isse sai tere mousi ki bhalai hai akash
main-kayse bhalai, mujsai shadi karki kya bhalai hoga mousi ka
maa-tu to janta hai na ki tere mousi ek bhidhwa hai
main-han to
maa-tujsai shadi kar ki bo suhagan bann jayegi aur zindagi sabar jayegi
main-to kisi aur sai shadi kar le na
maa-nahi kar sakti
main-aaysa kyu
maa-kyu ki bo tere dadaji ki dasi rahe chuki hai
main-matlab
maa-tere mousi ki pati ki guzarjane kai baadh tere daadaji ne tere mousi ko apna dasi ki rup mai swekar kia aur uske bete yani suraj ko padhaya likhaya aur yea baath ganv mai jante hai, aur iske karan teri mousi se wahe shadi kar sakta hai jo humare ghar ka mard bane , ya phir usko dasi rakh sakta hai, aur mai nahi chahati ki tere mousi bas ek dasi bann ki rahe
main-to nanaji ne mousi ko kyu nahi sambhala, dada ji ki dasi banne he kyu dia
maa-tab tere nanaji kai ghar thik sai nahi chal raha tha beta, 

main chup ho gaya yea sab sunn kar. aur maa bhi thodi der kai liyea kuch nahi boli

maa-aab tu ghar ka bada beta hai akash aur ghar ki mard banne ka kabhi bhi, mai chahati the ki ghar ka mard tere papa bane aur uske baadh koi aur bane  to bo tu ho
main-aaysa kyu?
maa-kyu ki mai nahi chati ki koi aur ise ghar ka mard banee aur bo tere mousi par ya phir mujpar apna koi hak jatayea
main- kya? aappar hak
maa-jo ghar ka mard banega bo mujpar bhi to hak jatayea ga he na?, aagar bo chahe to ,kyu tu yea dekh sakta hai ki koi aur mujpar apna hakk jatayea bol akash bol?
main-nahi maa

maa ne thode has kar yea baath bol di , maa ki ise baath ka teer seekha mere dil par lagi the, aur maa bhi chahati the ki mai ise baare mai soochu aur unke baath manu

maa-ise liyea beta tu he ghar ka mard bann aur sab ki saath saath tere mousi ko bhi sukh de
main-aagar mai mousi ko dard dena chahu to

maine yea baath muskara kar maa ko yea double meaning baath boli aur maa mere baath ko turent samajh gaye aur muskara kar boli

maa-bo teri marji hai akash  aur  isme mujhe koi problem nahi hai.

yea bol kar maa mere kamre sai chali gaye aur mai soochne laga ki maa sahi bol rahe hai ,mai nahi to koi aur to banega he ise ghar ka mard aur bo maa par hak jata sakta hai ya phir shadi kar lega maa sai, nahi nahi, yea mai kya sooch raha hu?, sayad yea ho bhi sakta hai .

aagle din mai sooch mai dub gaya tha-

sayad mujhe mousi sai shadi kar leni chaheyea, nahi, nahi mai apne mousi sai shadi kayse kar sakta hu, mousi hai bo meri mousi bulata hu aur suraj ko bhai bolta hu aur
aachanak sai usko beta kayse mann lu, "ya phir maa sai shadi kar lu?" yea mai kya sooch raha hu?, pagla gaya hu mai, mai apne maa sai bhi shadi kayse kar sakta hu?. kya karu ,kya karu, kuch samajh mai nahi aaraha.

tabhi papa maire kamre mai aagaye

main-papa aap ise waqt yaha

papa aakar maire side mai baith gaye aur thode der tak kuch na bole

papa-mai ise liyea ganv sai dur saher chala aaya taki teri maa khus raha sake ise mard bali riste sai dur, lakin ab yea mumkin nahi hoga aagar koi aur ghar ka mard bane to 
aur tu bann jayega to mujko tasalli hogi ki teri maa ki uper koi aur  hak na jatasake.

main-lakin mai apne mousi sai shadi kayse kar sakta hu?
papa-aur koi rasta nahi hai, tere dadaji  yea sarth rakh kar gaye hai.

main thode soocha ise baare mai 

main- papa mai ghar ka mard banne kai liyea tayar hu aur mai mousi sai shadi karne kai liyea bhi tayar hu
papa-sabash akash

yea bol kar papa maire peeth thap thapa dia aur khus ho kar apne kamre kai aur chale gaye aur daadi ko phone  lagaya

papa-maa akash shadi kai liyea mann gaya hai
daadi-yea to aachee baath hai, mai aabhi sab sai samdhan ji sai baath kar lati hu aur shadi kai liyea muhurat bhi dekh lati hu
papa-thik hai maa aap tayari suru kar dijiya

mai tabhi office jane kai liyea apne kamre sai hall ki taraf nikala he tha ki maa aachanak sai aaye aur mujko jor sai gale sai laga lia, maa itne kas kai mujko gale 
lagaye ki unke chati maire sareer sai chipak gaye aur mujko unke garm mote stan mujhe mahesus hone lagg gaye jisse maire sarer par bijli se daud gaye

maa-sukriya beta , mere baath manne kai liyea sukriya
main-mousi mujsai shadi karne kai liyea manegi?
maa-bo kyu mana karegi
main-lakin boora to lagega na
maa-tu uske chinta mat kar 
main-thik hai

mai apne office kai liyea nikal gaya , thode der mai maire najar maire pant par padi to waha tent bann gaya tha  ,tab khayal aaya ki yea mere maa ki chipakne kai karan he huya hai.

mere shadi kai liyea daadi ne muhurat bhi dekh lia aur 2 week kai baadh hume ganv bula lia, maine office sai bhi chutti le lia or papa ne bhi chuti le li .

main,papa,maa ganv chale gaye jaha ka  mahol thoda badal gaya tha, aab sare log papa ka swagat chod kar maire swagat mai lagg gaye thee, tabhi daadi aagaye

daadi-aayo akash beta 
main-namaste daadi
daadi-jeete raho, aayo aandar baitho

main baith gaya aab mere badi aur choti bua mujsai sarma rahe thee aur paas nahi aarahe the, thode der baadh papa daadi sai baath karne kai liyea bahar chali gaye  aur main akela baith tha, tabhi mujhe chai dene kai liyea choti bua aaye ghungat ser mai de kai aur mujko chai de aur jayse mai choti bua kayse ho poocha bo thodi khil khilake  daud kai apne kamre mai chali gaye , mai yea samajh nahi pa raha tha ki aachanak yea kya ho gaya, pahele to kafe aache sai baath kar rahe the aur aachanak mujsai sarma rahe hai.

tabhi choti bua ki pati maire side mai guzre

choti bua kai pati-namaste akash babu
main- namaste

main haath jod he tha ki choti bua ki pati nai mujhe rok lia

chote phupha-yea kya kar rahe ho akash ab yea sab karna thik nahi hai 

yea bol kar bo apne kam mai chale gaye , main baith kar idhar uudhar dekh raha tha tabhi dekha ki badi bua apne kamre mai ja rahe hai to mai unsai milne unke kamre ki aur  gaya aur unko aabaz lagaye, aur maire aabaz sunte he badi bua ne ghungat udh lia aur maire taraf ulti

main-yea sab kya hai bua, aap sab aaj alag se behave kar rahe ho mere mere saath , choti bua bhi mujsai sarma rahe hai aur aap bhi sarma rahe ho aur baath nahi kar rahe ho

yea sun kar bua hasne lagi 

main-kya huya, has kyu rahe hai aap, maine aaysa kya bol dia
badi bua-aab tu ise ghar ka mard banne wala hai to ise liyea yea sab humko karna he padega na
 
main bed mai baith gaya 

main-ap bhi na, ab yea ghungat to uuthao bua, mai aap ko pahele sai he dekha hu
badi bua-yea to lagana he padega na
main-badh mai yea sab kijiyeaga mai ab tak bana nahi hu
badi bua-thik hai mere akash jayse tum bolo
main-baise aapne mujko jhut kyu bola
badi bua-maine tujko kab jhut bola?
main-aapne bola na ki ghar ka mard matlab bas zayadat ka malik
badi bua-ohh tab laga ki tumko itna he janna jaruri hai lakin mujko kya pata tha ki tu ise ghar ka mard banne wala hai mere akash 
main-ohh ho, to aap khus nahi ho
badi bua-kyu khus nahi hoti, main khus hu ki mera ladla yea zimedari lega

yea bol kar bua maire pas baith gaye

badi bua- to tu apne mousi sai shadi karne wala hai ?
main-han bo to karne padega
badi bua-kya huya ? uudasi sai kyu bol raha hai, yea to khusi ki baath hai, pahele shadi phir suhagrat
main-kya bua
badi bua-kya, nahi karna chahata kya? kisi aur sai shadi karna chahate ho kya
main-soch raha tha aapse shadi kar lu

maine aayse he mazak mai yea baath bol dia aur mere baath sunn kar bua hasne lagg gaye

main-kya!!?, shadi nahi kahoge kya mujsai?
badi bua-tu chahata hai to main tujsai shadi karne kai liyea tayar hu 
main-majak mai bol rahe hai na?
badi bua-nahi mai saach bol rahe hu

main shock ho gaya ki bua ek jhatkai mai mujsai shadi karne kai liyea tayar ho gaye, yea majak mujpar he ulta bhari padd gaye aur mai kuch bolne layak nahi raha tabhi 
kamre kai taraf choti bua bhi aane lagi aur mujko dekh kar he wapas jane lagi ki maine unko aandar bualya

main-choti bua aap to aabhi sai yea sab 
badi bua-tu to janta hai tere choti bua kitna sarmati hai logo sai baath karne kai liyea aur tere daadi jo bolte hai wahe karte hai
main-han janta to hu, choti bua aap khus ho na mere ghar ki bo bo.. mard banne sai
choti bua-han khus hu(kafe dhemi aabaz mai boli)

yea bol kar choti bua kamre sai sarmate huye chali gaye ,  yea choti bua kitna sarmati hai, mujsai thode thode baath karte to thi lakin aab poore sarma rahe hai .

badi bua sai aur thode der baath karne kai baadh mai waha sai chala gaya apne kamre kai aur.

aagle din -

sab apne aapne kam mai lagg gaye the aur mere shadi ki tayari bhi zoro sora sai chal rahe thee, aur sab mujko aab akash ji bol kar bulana suru kar dia the, mujko aajib sa
lagg to raha thaa lakin subha sai shaam hote hote mai baath ki aadat dalne mai laga huya tha aur main gaanv kai piche wale humare khel mai  tahel he raha tha ki biche sai
kisine aabaz lagaye

-damad ji,damad ji

mai pahele to suna nahi lakin mujko yea aabaz jani pahechani lagi to mai mud kar piche dekha to bo nanaji the aur bo mujhe bula rahe thee , main shock ho gya tha

main-aap mujsai bol rahe hai nanaji
nanaji-han mai aap sai bol raha hu damad ji, aapki daadi aapko bula rahe hai
main-thik hai

nana maire aage chalne lage aur mai pichee pichee

main-sorry nana ji mai janta hu aapko bura lagg raha hoga yea sab karne mai
nana-bura kyu lage ga damad ji ?, yea to khusi ki baath hai ki mere beti ki zindagi sabar jayege aur uska biha bhi ho jayega
main-aap damadji kyu bol rahe hai mujko aajib sa lagg raha hai
nana-aap mere damad banne bale ho to mujko aapko damadji bulana he padega na akash beta
main-han yea to hai, aap ko sach mai aajib sa  nahi laga
nana-pahele to kafe aajib sa laga lakin maine ise baath ko swekar kar lia hai, apko bhi aab aajib sa lag raha hoga lakin dhere dhere aapko aadat padd jayegi
main-aur naani ne kuch kaha
nana-bo bhi tere pita ki decision ka support kar rahe hai damad ji ap chinta mat kijiyea
main-bo yea sab hone kai baadh bhi aapko nana bula sakta hu na
nana-haha, jarur, aap ko jo ji mai aaye bulayea ,lakin mere to kartabya hai na apne damad kai liyea to usko math thukrayeaga bas
main-thik hai nanaji

mujko aajib sa lag raha tha ,maine dekha ki ek side mai daadi, naani aur papa baithe huye the waha nanaji mujhe le gaye aur mai bhi baith gaya khatia par

main-daadi aapne mujhe bulaya
daadi-han akash ,ab tu ise ghar ka mard banne wala hai ise liyea aab tu ghar ka har faisla tu lega ,iske liyea tere maujudgi jaruri hai yaha
main-thik hai daadi
daadi-ise pahale ki akash kai paas jimmedari jaye , main sab sai poochna chahati hu ki kya aap sab akash ko ise ghar ka  mard banane kai liyea manjori dete hai
nana-mujhe yea faisla manjoor  hai
naani-han mai bhi yea faisal manjoor karti hu
papa-mai apne bete ko ise ghar ka mard banne kai banane kai liyea tayar hu
daadi-dherendra mai, tumne apne jagha akash ko di hai ise matlab jante ho na tum
papa-haan maa
daadi- isse koi faisla tu akash ko pooche bina nahi le sakta aur tu apna koi bhi faisla akash ki uper nahi thop sakta , usko tu bas salha de sakta hai 
papa-han maa
daadi-ab tak ki  teri patni yane kabita par akash ka hak hoga 
main-matlab
daadi-kabita ab sai teri patni ya phir dasi ki naam par jani jayegi
main-kya!., yea kya hai, lakin faisla aapka bhi to tha na mujhe ise gahr ka mard banane ka
daadi-han, kyu ki tere papa na apne jagha tujko di, barna tere papa kai baadh tere bade bua ki pati yani tere bade fufa kai paas yea zimeedari chali ja sakti the, main
ise faisle ko tere papa ki karan mani hu

main shock ho gaya yea sun kar 

papa-han mai janta hu aur mai yea sab janne kai bahajut mai apne jagha akash ko ise ghar ka mard banane kai liyea tayar hu
daadi-to mujhe koi aapati nahi hai, mai bhi akash ka naam ko chunti hu

main sooch mai padd gaya 

daadi-akash apna faisla sunaoo

main-ji, main sunidhi mousi se shadi kar ki is ghar ka mard banne kai liyea tayar hu

yea sun kar sab khus ho gaye-

daadi-sart kai aanusar kal ise ghar mai akash aur sunidhi ki shadi hogi aur uske baadh akash ko ise  ghar ka sare jayadat ka kanuni taur par malik bana dia jayega aur ise  ghar ka mard bhi 

shadi ki ailan hone kai baadh sab khus ho gaye aur sab  shadi ki kamo mai lagg gaye aur daadi bhi apne kamo mai lagg gaye 

 main yea soochne mai lagg gaya ki "mai papa ki jagha lunga iske baadh" iska kya matlab hai?.